Pointless instructions on medicine bottles, growing old and happiness. The author pokes fun at all three in this hilarious rant of an old man.
A man is sentenced to death for murdering five women. He knows that saying the truth would make him seem even more crazier. After all who would believe you were sane if you told them about the people inside your head.
I wrote this story as an example for my kids on how to showcase inner monologue without revealing a big secret until the end. I wanted to highlight issues of body positivity in a gentle yet entertaining way since it's an issue many teens face.