Maria had always thought that working at a smartphone shop was about as low-stress as it got. In a world of endless Zoom meetings, deadlines, and people's strange obsessions with their social media followers, selling smartphones seemed like a breeze. Sure, there were the occasional "how do I change the wallpaper" requests and people who'd try to use the display phones as makeshift mirrors. But all in all, it was a pretty calm existence. She'd learned to look at the clock every few minutes, just to see if it was too early to break into the candy stash beneath the counter. Her daily routine was practically scripted at this point.

But then, on this particular Tuesday, everything changed.

It started innocently enough. A small beep on her phone signaled the arrival of the newest smartphone sensation - the one with AI that was allegedly smarter than a lot of people she knew. It was equipped with features that promised to change the way humans lived. It could plan your day, offer relationship advice, help you pick the best avocado at the grocery store, and, if you were lucky, perhaps even fold your laundry.

And just like that, the quiet, mundane world Maria had cultivated around her vanished. There was a humming sound outside the shop. It wasn't the usual buzz of urban life - this was different. It was the sound of a revolution. Maria peeked outside through the half-drawn blinds and blinked. A crowd. A massive crowd. People stood in line, holding up their phones like flags of surrender.

"This isn't happening," Maria muttered to herself.

She rubbed her eyes. She'd heard rumors, of course. The marketing campaign for the new phone had been relentless. People were practically salivating for it. But she hadn't expected her quiet little corner of theworld to be at ground zero for the phone-pocalypse.

As the first few people stepped through the door, Maria instinctively stood a little straighter, tugging at her apron like it would give her some sort of magical power. The door jingled again, and in came the first of many.

The first was a frazzled middle-aged woman with a big, overstuffed purse. Her eyes darted around the store like a squirrel on caffeine, trying to process everything all at once.

"Is it true? Is it true that the new phone can tell you when you'll meet your soulmate?" she demanded.

Maria blinked. She had no idea what she was talking about.

"I mean, it's got AI... so I guess it could help with stuff like that?" Maria said, trying to keep it cool, though she had absolutely no idea how the phone worked.

The woman's eyes lit up. "Perfect! I'm tired of swiping left. I need this phone, like, yesterday."

Maria opened her mouth to respond, but the next customer cut her off with an almost supernatural speed. A tall, lanky man in a hoodie with the word "Hacker" emblazoned across the front practically jogged up to the counter.

"Is it true it can predict your entire financial future?" he asked, his voice trembling with a mix of desperation and excitement.

Maria frowned. "Uh... I think it can help with budgeting, but I don't know if it can predict the stock market."

The man narrowed his eyes, clearly unconvinced. "That's disappointing," he muttered, turning to leave. Then he spun back around. "Can it at least predict Bitcoin's next move?"

"I can barely predict what I'm having for dinner tonight," Maria quipped, trying to keep things light.

But then, like a tidal wave, the crowd surged forward. The entire shop, once a quiet refuge for those needing simple repairs andaccessories, was now a battlefield. Maria found herself juggling multiple customers at once, all asking about features she hadn't even had the time to read about.

Someone asked if it could predict the weather for an entire year (Maria had to stop herself from laughing). Another person wanted to know if the AI could help them find the perfect angle for their selfie (Maria had no idea, but the AI would probably try to solve that, too).

Then came the true test: a man in a sharp suit with a leather briefcase that looked more expensive than Maria's entire wardrobe.

"Five of them," he said without preamble.

"Excuse me?" Maria blinked.

"Five of the new phones. One for me, and four for my friends," he said as if it were the simplest thing in the world. "They're all a bit... useless, so I'm hoping this thing will make their lives easier. I need them to stop texting me for advice on things like whether to invest in a boat or a vacation home."

Maria stood there, frozen. She stared at the man. Five phones? She'd been struggling to wrap her head around the one phone he'd just requested, and now he was ordering five? She took a breath and plastered on the best customer service smile she could muster.

"You know, the AI can help with things like that," she said, feeling a surge of confidence. "It's perfect for high-stakes decisions. You can use it for everything. It's even got a special algorithm for calculating the best possible investment strategies..."

The man didn't even listen. He simply swiped his card, grabbed the five phones, and marched out the door with barely a thank-you.

The next customer was a woman in workout gear who wanted the phone because, apparently, it had a feature that could count yoursteps and remind you when you'd been sitting too long.

"Oh, and does it also force me to take a walk when I reach my step limit?" she asked, eyes narrowing. "Because last time, my phone just buzzed and made me feel guilty."

Maria shrugged. "Well, it won't force you, but it can give you really motivating notifications. Like, 'You've got this!' and 'One step closer to your fitness goal!'"

"Oh, I like that," the woman said, nodding approvingly. "I'll take it. Just make sure it doesn't judge me when I don't go to the gym."

Maria handed her the phone with a smile, feeling a strange sense of power over her little corner of the world.

As the day dragged on, Maria couldn't believe how many bizarre requests kept coming her way. The parrot guy from earlier came back - this time, he was hoping the AI could help him train his bird to talk faster. One customer asked if the phone could recommend the perfect wine for a romantic dinner. A mother with a stroller asked if it could help with potty training.

The AI was starting to sound like it could do anything. But when it came to keeping up with the relentless requests, Maria wasn't sure whether to laugh or cry.

As the last customer left, Maria collapsed behind the counter. The shop was nearly empty, and her mind was reeling. She had sold every single phone. Every. Single. One. In fact, she'd sold so many that she might have set a new record for the shop.

Just as she began to count the cash, the door opened again.

"Oh, no," she thought. "Not another one?"

But this time, it was the parrot guy, looking a little sheepish.

"Hi again," he said, "I think I've made a mistake. I accidentally bought a second phone."

Maria tookone look at his face and burst out laughing.

"Well," she said, wiping tears from her eyes. "If your parrot can use the AI to help you with that, maybe we've got a solution after all."

The man grinned. "I'm starting to think this AI thing might be the answer to all my problems."

Maria smiled, feeling for the first time that she had successfully survived the whirlwind that had overtaken her life.

The AI might not have helped with everything, but it had certainly helped her survive the most chaotic, unexpected day she'd ever had at the smartphone shop.

And as she locked the door, Maria thought, "Maybe tomorrow's Wednesday will be a little more normal..."