Ever been walking thru walmart and just wanted to just jerk a knot in some kids little ruthless tail that seemed to be wearing a shirt that says "I'm a disrespectful little turd because my parents are idiots and they dont care what i do as long as they dont have to deal with me"? Yeah i know, that would have to wrap around the shirt front to back 8 times, so what. Anyway, "worlds greatest mother" ...