Speaking of phones, you people act as though they are the bane of everyone's existence, constantly claiming that young people are too obsessed with their devices to "live in the moment." Yet, you audaciously sit for hours on the toilet, staring at your phone, absorbing laughable and false articles designed to deceive you. And deceived you were - falling not only for Trump's lies but also for the nonsense spouted by conspiracy theorists who, along with Trump, told you to inject literal bleach and take horse dewormer into your fragile, aging bodies. This delusion only fueled the insanity we witnessed during COVID-19.
Now, your orange-tinted president of vanity is in the process of revoking your Medicaid, Social Security checks, and other benefits that were hard-won by your forefathers. If only they could see you now - where once they lined up on sidewalks to get a vaccine to save lives, you now line those same streets waving signs of insanity, forsaking the lives of others for the sake of your own delusional minds, warped by social media and Trump.
Your lead-addled brains have been shaped by conservatives who use men like Trump to rob you blind. As previously mentioned, they take your Medicaid and Social Security while you cheer for it like the brain-dead fools you are. But anger is growing among the masses across America, as the policies of your mad king in presidential clothing have stoked the fires of revolution and resistance. The smart people - both young and old - are waking up to the cruel reality of their situation.
If a war were to break out, you pitiful minions of Trump would fall pathetically, clutching your gravy-sealed hearts as you collapse to the ground after firing one shot from a gun meant to mask your small appendage. So go ahead - keep thinking that Trump gives a damn about you. But when you find yourselves knee-deep in the hell you've created in America, don't come blaming us liberals. We all know exactly who voted for this.