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He Was a Dark and Stormy Trooper

What could be a worse story opening than the line "It Was a Dark and Stormy Night"? A line spotted on a T-shirt and the nonsensical rampling it inspires!

May 2, 2024  |   2 min read
He Was a Dark and Stormy Trooper
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For Sparky (Charles Schulz) and Snoopy:

He was a dark and stormy trooper. Suddenly, a blaster rang out. A blast door slammed. The trooper blindly followed his comrades to the fight. He had to, no one could see out of those helmets.

Suddenly, a small moon appeared out of hyperspace. As millions of lives were suddenly silenced, the old Jedi and elderly Vulcan looked on. Meanwhile, on a small farm in the Shire, a young Hobbit was growing up.

Meanwhile, the doctor on the Constitution-class Star Cruiser was making an important discovery. The mysterious woman in the salvaged stasis tube and her cat were finally awakening. Could she be the sister/mother/clone who was the padawan of the bounty hunter that had escaped from the Multiverse of Crossovers? The doctor, raised an eyebrow.

Stormy Trooper. Pt. 2

"It's a trap!" the commander shouted. Ten thousand TIE fighters screamed down on the fields of Gondor. The two wizards grappled beneath the Oliphants' murderous feet. A hand flicked a wand to the left and right, A left, another right. A left hand was loped off and a right was left. A clumsy, random blaster shot. The fight was over, the Federation was saved.

The doctor sat in one corner of Ten Forward. He had learned about Infinity Stones; but more importantly, he knew the Truth was out there.

May the Fourth be with you, always.

The End

 

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Steven A Nimocks

Jun 12, 2024

Nice ending!

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Adriane Kirby

May 6, 2024

cool story

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Traci Ford

May 5, 2024

Witty...I liked it!!!

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