The ship enters an unsuspecting port, it seems to be a village of subsistence fishermen and farmers. Completely innocent people. Scott docks the ship and crashes it into the main dock ever so gently.“Alright, boys, we have arrived in Wyoming!” Scott exclaims. You hear distant claps for the crow's nest and look up only to see the one and only Bean man laughing and clapping hysterically. It is a nice break from the constant “PEW PEW PEW!!!” That flies out his gun at a whopping 140 decibels.
Derek the decapitator walks up on deck and says “Wow, we made it all in pretty good time thanks to me. Only two months off of schedule”. Scott: “Thanks to you, we’ve had to sacrifice an entire island of peaceful tribes to Caleb just to keep him from sinking the ship”. The Eldritch horror: “Well at least we’re finally here. THE FLOCK was getting weary of the rotting flesh smell.” Dylan the disemboweler: “ScaWt, can I tAke some of thE goold to goo buy sOme ruM?” Scott: “No, we need that for the— Dylan: “ToO late! AlrEady boUght it!”
Scott: “Ok then, let’s go fuck some shit up!” Ethan:'' Shouldn't we tell Caleb first?” Scott: ”It would be best if we leave him here for now and let him find his way out. BEAN MAN, COME DOWN! WE ARE GOING TO GO FUCK SOME SHIT UP!” Bean man attempts to climb down the mast and falls through the deck and into the gore. Bean man:” What the fu—.” Bean man gets launched back through the deck and creates another hole that leads into the gore. He splats onto the deck covered in piss, shit, and blood. He stands up and turns toward us. They get a whiff of the foulest smell they have ever experienced.Everyone: *vomits*.
Derek:” C’mon, I gotta get some Lipton iced tea packets.” Scott: “Why the hell would you need tea packets?” Derek:” For my maps, of course.” Scott:” How the… I’m not even going to ask.” Two sets of glowing eyes soon become visible through the smog of filth as Caleb eyes his new prey, the stench of gore overpowering the smell of the bean man. Caleb: “Ghghhhfppghdgschlfgsh” Eight more glowing eyes can be seen opening and in an instant, they lock on to the bean man. Scott: ”Caleb you retard get back down there before I pimp slap you back to the stone age"
They walk off the ship and into town. As they walk down the street, people left and right are running off with their hands over their mouths because of the foul stench coming off of Bean man. Within minutes, the entire plaza was completely deserted. Scott: “ Bean man, why don’t you go clean yourself up. You stank.” Bean man: “ Ok. :( ” Bean man ran and jumped into the ocean to go wallow in his tears.
They walk into the bait and tackle shop to possibly find some riches. Right as they walk in, they see it. The platinum salmon. It can only be found in the southern parts of Wyoming. The only problem is it was behind a bulletproof glass case that is hanging behind the counter which is being guarded by a burly man working the cash register. There seems to be no one in the store other than him and us. Scott: “Okay guys, we gotta get that salmon hung up on the wall over there.” Dylan:”WhaT's so spEcial aboot thIs fiSh Cap’n Squat?” Scott: “Well, if you didn’t already know, that there is a platinum salmon. It is worth a small fortune.”Dylan: “Y-ya mean moOla?” Scott: “Yes. It has lot of money. Get fish. Get money.” Dylan: “OoooooOOooohhh. I’ll geT the fiSh.”
Dylan walks up to the counter and sees a bell on the counter. He rings the bell several times, even after the man came to see what he wanted. The Man pulls back the bell and puts it under the counter. Burly man: “What can I do for ya today?” Dylan pauses a second and twitches like crazy, trying to control himself from crawling over the counter to ring the bell again. Dylan: “M-may I get oNe platiinumm……” Burly man: “Platinum what?” Dylan: “....... BEEEELLLLL …….. I NEED ….. BEEELLLLL.” Burly man: “Alright. One platinum bell coming right up.” He reaches under the counter and hands him the older, rustier display. Burly man: “That’ll be 40 gold shillings.” Dylan realizes that this man is a threat to the bell and dashes out of the store. The burly man jumps over the counter and chases after Dylan.
Derek: “Well I guess that worked better than I thought.” Scott: “What are you guys doing? Get the fish.” Ethan: “I got this one. Stand back, or not. I don’t care.” He takes his bearded axe and slashes the casing right off the wall. Since it was not bearded axe proof glass, It worked perfectly and left no damage on his axe. Derek grabs it off the wall and hands it to Scott. Scott: “This will make a fine addition to my collection.” He opens a hatch and inserts the fish into his chest cavity. Ethan: “We should probably get going.” They walk out of the shop and see Dylan on top of a Lamppost with Bean man frantically ringing the bell for safety. The burly man is under them trying to climb up thepole.
Dylan: “HeLp us!He is aftEr me bEll!” Scott: “Ok, Derek get the rope.” Derek: “Yay! Public execution!” Scott: “No, I need to get it wrapped around the lamppost.” Derek runs to the ship and grabs the longest rope they have, which is only half covered in gore. Derek: “Now what?” Scott rips a brick from the ground and ties it around the rope. Scott: “BEAN MAN, CATCH!” He hurdles the rope-covered brick toward Bean man. Bean man: “WHA-“ The brick collides with his face and gets knocked out. Dylan grabs the rope and Bean man with one hand while the bell is gripped in the other. Ethan: “Grughdjeibu!” A single gull swoops down and grabs the rope. It flies around the lamppost and makes a perfect sailors knot. Scott: “ Nice one, now let’s get to the ship. And bring the other end of the rope with us.”
When they get to the ship, Scott ties the rope to the mast and drops the sails. The ship starts to pull away from the dock and the rope tightens. The lamppost starts to bend and the ground below it starts to crack. 3.The burly man notices what’s going on and grips onto the pole. The ship is giving its all and it is still not coming out. Scott: “It’s not working, we need more wind in the sails.” Ethan: “I got an idea. Grufedcdz zewaneuvf!” THE FLOCK looms over the ship and pauses for a second. They start to flap their wings toward our sail and they start to feel the absolute fucking power coming off of THE FLOCK. They struggle to stand up, but it gives us that push they needed to break the lamppost from the ground. The ground crumbles around the base of the pole and starts to liftupward. Finally, it departs with the broken ground, but the burly man still stands. His feet drag, but get pushed against one of the dock’s supports. Burly man: “Give me my goddamn money!” Dylan: “DO. NOT. MESS. WITH. THE. BELL!!!” Dylan clenches his fist and slugs him right in the face. The burly man lets go and gets knocked right on his big fat ass.
The lamppost hurdles into the hull of the ship and leaves a giant hole into the gore. They actually pulled it off. They saved Dylan and Bean man without a scratch. They pulled them out from the bottom of the ship and cleaned them up. The crew sailed into the sunset leaving a trail of gore-stained water behind us. Later that night, fog rolled in as another ship started drifting near us for a while. Bean man got up to take a piss and in mid-piss saw the nearby ship trailing us. He picked up his gun and shot the Alarm Pig™ right in the balls. The Alarm Pig squealed, waking everyone on board. Scott: “What the hell do you need Bean man?” Bean man: “Cap’N there’s a ship!” Everyone rushes to the main deck to see what was going on. This time, Bean man successfully makes it down from the crows nest. Scott: “Where the hell did this ship come from Bean man?” Bean man: “IDK, it not my job to look for every ship that passes by.” Scott: “That’s exactly what your job is. That’s why you sleep in the crows nest.” Bean man: “Nevermind that Skawt, what about thee ship?”
Right as Bean man says that, A man walks out from the neighboring ship. He is wearing what seems to be an oversized sombrero, Scott stares and squints in pure hatred and mutters aname, "Alejandro". Alejandro Hernandez, the captain's greatest enemy yet to be slain. The two have been fighting each other since their first meeting roughly 10 years ago. At this point they had already faced off twice after Scott's robotic transformation, so Alejandro knew who he was after. Alejandro:"well well well, look at what the sea has spit up in our faces. What we thought was a merchant ship happened to be my dearest and greatest enemy."
Scott: "I will finally have your head you son of a bitch. All those years of pain you've caused, I will avenge all the innocent you have made suffer." Scott went into a rage just at the sight and sound of this man he so purely hated, he lost control of himself and his emotions as well. Ethan knew what was about to happen, as he has seen this time and time again. Ethan:"Scott, you need to calm down before someth-" Scott leapt from his boat to Alejandro’s, leaving his entire crew behind to kill this man he so dearly hated.
Scott landed on the deck of his enemies ship, "I'll have your heart!" the cyborg screamed. The Nug Nug men getting their shit together, started to slowly harpoon the other boat in an attempt to try to board it. The enemy crew, startled by the 7 foot tall cyborg with 2 swords, pulled their swords to combat him. Scott whipped his swords out from their sheaths, and let out a war cry that sent shivers down to his enemies' spines. His blue eyes locked onto the closest man to him then-. From the S.S. Baconator's deck, the Nug Nug men heard the war cry pierce through the fog. Bean Man:"Uh oh, I've only heard Captain sqout like that twoice, it's so scarrry" By the timethey got onto the enemy ship, half the crew was already dead, sliced down by the enraged captain. Scott:"Handle the rest of these scumbags, Alejandro is mine" The crew followed that order, attacking the scared and shocked enemy crew, they swiftly released their wrath on the enemies.
Captain Scott charged across the ship to fight Alejandro, when he landed in front of the Mexican, he was ready for him. They rapidly clashed swords, sparks flying from the colliding steel, no words were spoken, nothing needed to be said, they hated each other, simple as that. They slashed and parried, landing no hits on each other. Finally the battle reached its peak, Alejandro's sword locked into Scott's hilt, both swords locked against each other now. Scott kicked him hard in the chest against the railing, it stunned Alejandro, giving Scott a chance to attack him. They locked their right swords again, but Scott parried the attack from the left and sliced Alejandro's wrist and he dropped his left sword. Scott quickly threw back his sword, grabbed Alejandro's hand, put his foot back against his chest, and Scott pulled his Alejandro’s arm right off and. Blood flew through the air, there was immense fear and shock in Alejandro's eyes, he let out a scream of pain, he was not ready to die on this day. Before getting filleted by the enraged machine, Alejandro dropped a smoke bomb, momentarily confusing Scott, when Scott shot out of the smoke, Alejandro was already on an escape boat. This angered the already enraged Captain even more, any remaining enemy was cut down, no mercy from Scott's rage. At the end of it all, the Nug Nug men stared in shock at their captain, blood dripping from his sword, holding the severed arm still in the other hand."R you oak ay sqout?" "Yeah Bean man I'm fine, he got away again. Every fucking time" Ethan put his hand on his blood stained friend's shoulder, "Wanna go to Dave and Busters or some shit" Scott stared at him for a moment "fuck yeah I do".
Derek the decapitator walks up on deck and says “Wow, we made it all in pretty good time thanks to me. Only two months off of schedule”. Scott: “Thanks to you, we’ve had to sacrifice an entire island of peaceful tribes to Caleb just to keep him from sinking the ship”. The Eldritch horror: “Well at least we’re finally here. THE FLOCK was getting weary of the rotting flesh smell.” Dylan the disemboweler: “ScaWt, can I tAke some of thE goold to goo buy sOme ruM?” Scott: “No, we need that for the— Dylan: “ToO late! AlrEady boUght it!”
Scott: “Ok then, let’s go fuck some shit up!” Ethan:'' Shouldn't we tell Caleb first?” Scott: ”It would be best if we leave him here for now and let him find his way out. BEAN MAN, COME DOWN! WE ARE GOING TO GO FUCK SOME SHIT UP!” Bean man attempts to climb down the mast and falls through the deck and into the gore. Bean man:” What the fu—.” Bean man gets launched back through the deck and creates another hole that leads into the gore. He splats onto the deck covered in piss, shit, and blood. He stands up and turns toward us. They get a whiff of the foulest smell they have ever experienced.Everyone: *vomits*.
Derek:” C’mon, I gotta get some Lipton iced tea packets.” Scott: “Why the hell would you need tea packets?” Derek:” For my maps, of course.” Scott:” How the… I’m not even going to ask.” Two sets of glowing eyes soon become visible through the smog of filth as Caleb eyes his new prey, the stench of gore overpowering the smell of the bean man. Caleb: “Ghghhhfppghdgschlfgsh” Eight more glowing eyes can be seen opening and in an instant, they lock on to the bean man. Scott: ”Caleb you retard get back down there before I pimp slap you back to the stone age"
They walk off the ship and into town. As they walk down the street, people left and right are running off with their hands over their mouths because of the foul stench coming off of Bean man. Within minutes, the entire plaza was completely deserted. Scott: “ Bean man, why don’t you go clean yourself up. You stank.” Bean man: “ Ok. :( ” Bean man ran and jumped into the ocean to go wallow in his tears.
They walk into the bait and tackle shop to possibly find some riches. Right as they walk in, they see it. The platinum salmon. It can only be found in the southern parts of Wyoming. The only problem is it was behind a bulletproof glass case that is hanging behind the counter which is being guarded by a burly man working the cash register. There seems to be no one in the store other than him and us. Scott: “Okay guys, we gotta get that salmon hung up on the wall over there.” Dylan:”WhaT's so spEcial aboot thIs fiSh Cap’n Squat?” Scott: “Well, if you didn’t already know, that there is a platinum salmon. It is worth a small fortune.”Dylan: “Y-ya mean moOla?” Scott: “Yes. It has lot of money. Get fish. Get money.” Dylan: “OoooooOOooohhh. I’ll geT the fiSh.”
Dylan walks up to the counter and sees a bell on the counter. He rings the bell several times, even after the man came to see what he wanted. The Man pulls back the bell and puts it under the counter. Burly man: “What can I do for ya today?” Dylan pauses a second and twitches like crazy, trying to control himself from crawling over the counter to ring the bell again. Dylan: “M-may I get oNe platiinumm……” Burly man: “Platinum what?” Dylan: “....... BEEEELLLLL …….. I NEED ….. BEEELLLLL.” Burly man: “Alright. One platinum bell coming right up.” He reaches under the counter and hands him the older, rustier display. Burly man: “That’ll be 40 gold shillings.” Dylan realizes that this man is a threat to the bell and dashes out of the store. The burly man jumps over the counter and chases after Dylan.
Derek: “Well I guess that worked better than I thought.” Scott: “What are you guys doing? Get the fish.” Ethan: “I got this one. Stand back, or not. I don’t care.” He takes his bearded axe and slashes the casing right off the wall. Since it was not bearded axe proof glass, It worked perfectly and left no damage on his axe. Derek grabs it off the wall and hands it to Scott. Scott: “This will make a fine addition to my collection.” He opens a hatch and inserts the fish into his chest cavity. Ethan: “We should probably get going.” They walk out of the shop and see Dylan on top of a Lamppost with Bean man frantically ringing the bell for safety. The burly man is under them trying to climb up thepole.
Dylan: “HeLp us!He is aftEr me bEll!” Scott: “Ok, Derek get the rope.” Derek: “Yay! Public execution!” Scott: “No, I need to get it wrapped around the lamppost.” Derek runs to the ship and grabs the longest rope they have, which is only half covered in gore. Derek: “Now what?” Scott rips a brick from the ground and ties it around the rope. Scott: “BEAN MAN, CATCH!” He hurdles the rope-covered brick toward Bean man. Bean man: “WHA-“ The brick collides with his face and gets knocked out. Dylan grabs the rope and Bean man with one hand while the bell is gripped in the other. Ethan: “Grughdjeibu!” A single gull swoops down and grabs the rope. It flies around the lamppost and makes a perfect sailors knot. Scott: “ Nice one, now let’s get to the ship. And bring the other end of the rope with us.”
When they get to the ship, Scott ties the rope to the mast and drops the sails. The ship starts to pull away from the dock and the rope tightens. The lamppost starts to bend and the ground below it starts to crack. 3.The burly man notices what’s going on and grips onto the pole. The ship is giving its all and it is still not coming out. Scott: “It’s not working, we need more wind in the sails.” Ethan: “I got an idea. Grufedcdz zewaneuvf!” THE FLOCK looms over the ship and pauses for a second. They start to flap their wings toward our sail and they start to feel the absolute fucking power coming off of THE FLOCK. They struggle to stand up, but it gives us that push they needed to break the lamppost from the ground. The ground crumbles around the base of the pole and starts to liftupward. Finally, it departs with the broken ground, but the burly man still stands. His feet drag, but get pushed against one of the dock’s supports. Burly man: “Give me my goddamn money!” Dylan: “DO. NOT. MESS. WITH. THE. BELL!!!” Dylan clenches his fist and slugs him right in the face. The burly man lets go and gets knocked right on his big fat ass.
The lamppost hurdles into the hull of the ship and leaves a giant hole into the gore. They actually pulled it off. They saved Dylan and Bean man without a scratch. They pulled them out from the bottom of the ship and cleaned them up. The crew sailed into the sunset leaving a trail of gore-stained water behind us. Later that night, fog rolled in as another ship started drifting near us for a while. Bean man got up to take a piss and in mid-piss saw the nearby ship trailing us. He picked up his gun and shot the Alarm Pig™ right in the balls. The Alarm Pig squealed, waking everyone on board. Scott: “What the hell do you need Bean man?” Bean man: “Cap’N there’s a ship!” Everyone rushes to the main deck to see what was going on. This time, Bean man successfully makes it down from the crows nest. Scott: “Where the hell did this ship come from Bean man?” Bean man: “IDK, it not my job to look for every ship that passes by.” Scott: “That’s exactly what your job is. That’s why you sleep in the crows nest.” Bean man: “Nevermind that Skawt, what about thee ship?”
Right as Bean man says that, A man walks out from the neighboring ship. He is wearing what seems to be an oversized sombrero, Scott stares and squints in pure hatred and mutters aname, "Alejandro". Alejandro Hernandez, the captain's greatest enemy yet to be slain. The two have been fighting each other since their first meeting roughly 10 years ago. At this point they had already faced off twice after Scott's robotic transformation, so Alejandro knew who he was after. Alejandro:"well well well, look at what the sea has spit up in our faces. What we thought was a merchant ship happened to be my dearest and greatest enemy."
Scott: "I will finally have your head you son of a bitch. All those years of pain you've caused, I will avenge all the innocent you have made suffer." Scott went into a rage just at the sight and sound of this man he so purely hated, he lost control of himself and his emotions as well. Ethan knew what was about to happen, as he has seen this time and time again. Ethan:"Scott, you need to calm down before someth-" Scott leapt from his boat to Alejandro’s, leaving his entire crew behind to kill this man he so dearly hated.
Scott landed on the deck of his enemies ship, "I'll have your heart!" the cyborg screamed. The Nug Nug men getting their shit together, started to slowly harpoon the other boat in an attempt to try to board it. The enemy crew, startled by the 7 foot tall cyborg with 2 swords, pulled their swords to combat him. Scott whipped his swords out from their sheaths, and let out a war cry that sent shivers down to his enemies' spines. His blue eyes locked onto the closest man to him then-. From the S.S. Baconator's deck, the Nug Nug men heard the war cry pierce through the fog. Bean Man:"Uh oh, I've only heard Captain sqout like that twoice, it's so scarrry" By the timethey got onto the enemy ship, half the crew was already dead, sliced down by the enraged captain. Scott:"Handle the rest of these scumbags, Alejandro is mine" The crew followed that order, attacking the scared and shocked enemy crew, they swiftly released their wrath on the enemies.
Captain Scott charged across the ship to fight Alejandro, when he landed in front of the Mexican, he was ready for him. They rapidly clashed swords, sparks flying from the colliding steel, no words were spoken, nothing needed to be said, they hated each other, simple as that. They slashed and parried, landing no hits on each other. Finally the battle reached its peak, Alejandro's sword locked into Scott's hilt, both swords locked against each other now. Scott kicked him hard in the chest against the railing, it stunned Alejandro, giving Scott a chance to attack him. They locked their right swords again, but Scott parried the attack from the left and sliced Alejandro's wrist and he dropped his left sword. Scott quickly threw back his sword, grabbed Alejandro's hand, put his foot back against his chest, and Scott pulled his Alejandro’s arm right off and. Blood flew through the air, there was immense fear and shock in Alejandro's eyes, he let out a scream of pain, he was not ready to die on this day. Before getting filleted by the enraged machine, Alejandro dropped a smoke bomb, momentarily confusing Scott, when Scott shot out of the smoke, Alejandro was already on an escape boat. This angered the already enraged Captain even more, any remaining enemy was cut down, no mercy from Scott's rage. At the end of it all, the Nug Nug men stared in shock at their captain, blood dripping from his sword, holding the severed arm still in the other hand."R you oak ay sqout?" "Yeah Bean man I'm fine, he got away again. Every fucking time" Ethan put his hand on his blood stained friend's shoulder, "Wanna go to Dave and Busters or some shit" Scott stared at him for a moment "fuck yeah I do".
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