Comedy

Two Pigeons

Two pigeons talk about how people treat them badly and how their lives have changed.

Dec 7, 2023  |   2 min read

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Two pigeons sitting.

1: Oopsieeee, I sat on the table where peeps were sitting again.

2: GEORGE!

1: What?

2: Enough!

1: What's the matter anyway.

2: You will get shot or caged in. And respect the peeps.

1: What for? Peeps look at me as if I was a burglar or a stain.

2: We were great once. We carried letters to peeps from peeps, and now... We are parasites. What have we become.

1: It is not an issue.

George flew and sat on another table of peeps. This time he stole a potato stick. He returned.

2: You will get in trouble.

1: Hey, Everyone is doing that, it's just quicker.

2: We need to work on our manners. Soon there will be a war against peeps and us. If we do not do anything.

1: Then tell them not to throw the food around or scream at us for minding our own business. Karate might help.

2: It's hopeless, unless we turn into unicorns.

George laughed and flew away for more burger leftovers.

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E. Lloyd K

Aug 2, 2024

I was just getting into it when it ended, oh!

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Lisa NOU

Jul 24, 2024

Cool

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asit saha

Mar 16, 2024

Great and crispy.

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Sowmiya

Dec 17, 2023

Nice

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