Is this the best Wi-Fi password in the world ever?
The great banana bread conspiracy theory uncovered!
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day - really?
Just another poem of the times, told from a Carib-Jamericanadian perspective. In a richly blended language mix of; nonsense talk, sensational spelling, double entendre, poetry, and Jamaican Patois. Yes, wordplay is the order of the day around here. Yeah, Man, a Jamaica yaad mi come fram, sorry, I meant to say; I'm Jamaican born and bred, okay?
What could be a worse story opening than the line "It Was a Dark and Stormy Night"? A line spotted on a T-shirt and the nonsensical rampling it inspires!
No one in their right mind could withstand an attack from the Supreme Galactic Order… Wilson was never in his right mind…
Alien Invasions are so inconvenient- aren't they?
Wait! Let me get this straight. Is your aim to make things difficult or to aid communication? You just want to make simple things complicated all the time, breaking your own laws whenever you please so that I cannot understand you. You annoy me! You know what? Going back to my mother tongue.